When you see one of your friends through the...
Being in a class with no one you know..
You finished your homework before everyone in...
That awkward face when you have to sneeze but you...
That awkward moment when..
You see someone really good looking so you stand and stare at them, And when they look back at you they give you that awkward, but polite smile. Then you give them some suggestive look that just looks more scary than seductive. And then they awkwardly look around trying to break the stare, Then finally, you make some inappropriate or weird gesture to tip the scale, And then they...
Me as goalie...
Wen ppl ovr da age ov 6 stll typ lyk dis
Justin Made it through TWO glass doors.
Anybody else: So? Beliebers:
Watching the Teen Choice Awards
When Justin get’s nominated in a category; With my Dad: With my mom: When Justin wins an Award; With my dad: With my mom: When he preforms; With my dad: With my mom:
When you spill something and it keeps dripping...
I have no room on my DVR and I need to either delete Degrassi or Ellen.
When my alarm clock goes off...
I once I tried to go into a casino, but the person at the door told my mom, “Ma’am she’s not old enough.” So then they got bought out, and turned into a Walmart.
I walked in FYE today to get my copy of Believe… But then I noticed a bunch of girls swarming over the stand Ready to get handfuls of copies, mind you there’s only about 10.. maybe 15 left. So I had to bumb rush through to get my copy. It was sort of unnecessary being that there was about 5 of them and almost 20 copies, but I just wanted to be sure! All The girls are just looking...
When your teacher makes an example out of your...
ADVENTURE TIME MARATHON ALL FUCKING DAY?!?!?!?!
- currently making room by deleting everything on my DVR-
How I expect to look while dancing: And then of course what I really look like:
When that one bitch walks in the room.
When people talk about how God hates gay people it makes me sick. God made those men, god loves all his children. And God makes no mistakes, so obviously he loves everyone the same. You throwing religion at two perfectly happy human beings has nothing to do with God.
Sweet holy Jesus my ovaries just imploded... →
And it goes on and on and on…
When my friend is about to fight some girl in...
What a good friend would do: What I do:
When my friends ACT like they know what I'm...
-In class- Me: I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THIS WEEKEND Friend: Why? Me: I FINALLY get to see the Avengers! Friend: Cool… Me: I know right all I wanna see is Bruce Banner go ape shit! Friend: Yeah.. My favorite is the one guy with the Blonde hair. -Me on the in side- Me: you mean Thor? Friend: Yeah! It sucks though how spider-man isn’t in it.. -My facial expression at this...
Just checking all the stops on the Believe tour...
None of which are in America
When somebody reblogs a post and gets more likes then the person who originally posted it…
So last week this new bitch girl was put in my English class, I didn’t know her but in my head I’m just thinking… I mean she’s just one of those people who you can just tell are bitches. So I wasn’t really interactive with her, and she really didn’t give me a reason to hate her… until today. Being that every other sentence either contains a...
"Boyfriend Music Video Releasing May 3rd"
That moment right before you answer a question and your whole class goes…
– FRESHMAN YEAR IS ALMOST OVER!!! And then Of course summer will come… I will do the usual nothing. And one day, Right in the middle of June. I’ll take a little nap And I’ll wake up the next day and The calendar will say August 24th -__-
NIGGA YOU A LIE!
When I’m reading Hunger Games in class and everyone my teacher asks,...–